While the Pickle and the Duck were doing Pickily and Duckily things, there was a war going on.
A brave warrior, named Ddawg, approached the Great Duck. "I have found...THIS!" Said Ddawg, as he pulled a crow's head from his pocket.
"What is that?" The Great Duck replied.
"I was walking about, spreading the word of the Duck, when these evil creatures attacked me. I managed to pull off one's head, and bring it to you."
"...Cause...It's a head."
"...Your Duckiness, I believe this is another treacherous plot of the Pickle! We must destroy these crows!"
"You are right! I am making you my General! You must form an army to fend off these evil crows!"
And so, General Ddawg went back to his duty, fighting crows and searching for soldiers